Slightly Cursed Merchandise.
a paranormal mockumentary show in the style of the office/parks and rec
revolving around the lives of employees at a hokey haunted mansion tourist trap that turn out to be actually hella haunted but most of its spirits are either benevolent or ineffectively malevolent
10/10 WOULD WATCH
#HALFWAY THROUGH SEASON ONE A REALLY ENTHUSIASTIC MEDIUM COMES TO THE PLACE TO TRY AND EXORCISE THE SPIRTS#THEY END UP LEAVING FRUSTRATED BECAUSE THE EMPLOYEES HAVE COME TO LIKE THEIR GHOST COMPANIONS AND HAVE BEEN SUBTLY STOPPING HER EVERY STEP OF THE WAY
"Do you know what’s funny? Sometimes I’ll see photographs of myself in the early days of The X-Files and I think that my attitude towards the whole thing was very similar to Kristen Stewart’s,"
“There’s a very similar look in my eye; slightly defiant, slightly bored. All I ever got was: ‘Smile! Smile!’ when I didn’t want to smile. And I really wish that somebody at that time had told me: ‘You know that it’s OK to be who you really are’.”
Gillian Anderson on Kristen Stewart
A friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep…
Kevin talks like the human(?) embodiment of those creepy/threatening/passive-aggressive text posts with the cutesy emoticons.
It feels good to have a crime-free tomorrow, doesn’t it? (◠‿◠)
It makes any crimes that happen today feel justified. (◕‿◕)
Well, Lauren, let’s start things off with news about…StrexCorp! ☆*･゜ﾟ･*\(^O^)/*･゜ﾟ･*☆
new aesthetic: halloweenpunk
- the faint smell of candy in the air
- spooky lawn decorations
- fog machines
- orange/purple/black color scheme
- jack o lanterns
- monsters and other various creatures of the night
- fake blood
- skeleton gifs
- music ranging from ghostbusters to monster mash to thriller
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